Since I have been at my current job almost a year I feel it is time to update my resume. Let me know what you think.
Most Recent Position
Jan 2007 - Current
Title
Office Biotch
Duties and Responsibilities
Everything that no one else wants to do.
Special Skills
I have magical powers with office equipment, or at least my co-workers seem to think so. I can un-jam a copier like no body's business or change toner faster than you can call my name. I can find office supplies that to the untrained eye seem hidden (that is because I secretly hide them when I order them). I can do everything that everyone else is perfectly capable of doing but seem to think that I can somehow do it better. I know where everyone is, what they are doing, when they will return and why they haven't returned your phone call. I also can tell why you called and what you need just by the message you leave with only a name and phone number. I know all, see all, and do all. I am the Oz of the office.
