Wednesday, September 12, 2007

What? Now My Neck is Fat Too??

So I recently joined a (free) website that allows you to track your nutrition and exercise for the purpose of losing or maintaining a healthy weight. For those interested in weight loss it has a place for you to enter your weigh following each weigh in as well as measurements. One of the measurements you are asked to track is your neck.

Apparently your neck gains or loses fat in proportion to your body. I did not know that. I mean, if your butt gets bigger, you do the unpleasant and buy a bigger size pair of pants. What do you do when your neck gets bigger? Is my neck fat now? Should I stray from necklaces and wear only collared shirts? What is a girl to do? You know how people notice when you gain (and lose) weight, well do they also notice your neck fat? I have never heard someone say "Wow, did you see how big her neck is? She really shouldn't be wearing that pearl drop necklace."

How do you know when your neck gets fat? Will someone come up and tell you? Is there a certain way you should be dressing if you have a fat neck? I know there are certain ways to dress if you are heavy on top, or heavy on bottom. What about heavy around the neck? I would just like to say thank you to that website. Because now I have to worry about something else looking fat when I get ready.